CurbedLA answers a vampyrphobic reader’s cry for help regarding a supposed invasion of bats swarming downtown Los Angeles with a little subterfuge:
“They’re swallows, not bats!”
Yeah, right, Curbed! And I imagine you’ll also explain that the demons crawling in the walls of my apartment are really rats, the banshee howling outside my window is just a cat in heat, or that Milli Vanilli lipsynched!
Besides, even if that video you caught is of swallows, that doesn’t mean it wasn’t a flock of vampires, which have been known to change into wolves, rats, mist, and, of course, bats… so why not swallows?