Bonin' in the Boneyard

Cemetery sex makes more sense around Halloween only because it’s another way to celebrate, not that we’re saying we think you should confine it to just this time of year.

But as this story from Manchester Online makes clear, be careful:

In the early hours of Sunday morning a couple were… taking advantage of the peace and seclusion of South Manchester’s Southern Cemetery when in the middle of their “courting” session, a tombstone fell on them. She managed to struggle free, but he remained trapped under the tombstone. Firefighters from Moss Side fire station came and five of them lifted the stone free. The man was taken to Withington Hospital, where he was treated for head injuries.

And there are other risks too. Good luck tonight at the screening of The Shining at Hollywood Forever.