A CraigsList poster is looking to hire a “crazy zombie” to work 5 1/2 hours Saturday night for a flat rate of $325. Unsure if its a racist thing, but they’re only looking for Caucasian or Hispanic zombies. Still, for the right guy it might be worth turning undead:
Two “nurses” will lead you around on a leash as they play games with people at parties. You will be a wild, crazy, insane zombie who needs to be constantly monitored by the nurses.
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