Comments on: We dare you to win a “Stan Helsing” prize pack

By: sara

sara — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:34:41 +0000

“You’re excited? You should feel my nipples!”

By: Annika

Annika — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:54:05 +0000

“I faked every orgasm!” made me laugh slightly uncomfortably when I was 12 and it still makes me laugh.

By: frazgo

frazgo — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:16:30 +0000

Bill took mine but will repeat “all I know is never bet on the white guy”.

By: Jenna Labriola

Jenna Labriola — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:25:07 +0000

Lt. Frank Drebin:
“I’m sorry I can’t be more optimistic, Doctor, but we’ve got a long road ahead of us. It’s like having sex. It’s a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.”

The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991)

By: Mike Breiburg

Mike Breiburg — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:30:49 +0000

“I want a world where Frank junior and all the Frank juniors can sit under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter.”

Lt. Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear

By: Bill Shafer

Bill Shafer — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:26:24 +0000

All I know is never bet on the white guy.

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:29:00 +0000

It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.

By: Dale Crawford

Dale Crawford — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 14:09:05 +0000

Say, that a nice looking beaver.

By: James

James — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 04:23:49 +0000

“I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.”