8th Annual Hollywood Subway Zombie Walk

Time and again the humans have repelled our hordes from their precious Walk of Fame. Well I say “Brraaaaiiggnnnnnss! Uuuurrrhn…ugh…bbrrrrrrnnns” which loosely translates in to “Well, I say no more! This year we shall take it, an en masse!”

Welcome boils and ghouls to the 8th Annual Hollywood Subway Zombiewalk!!!

Here is the plan:

– We meet at the North Hollywood Red Line Station 4:15 p.m.
– Hop the Red Line to Hollywood & Highland at 4:50p.m.
– Arrive at H&H Metro Station and take escalator to the surface
– LURCH!!!

Please be on time (or early). TIMING IS KEY and it’s better to be safe than sorry. Also some quality bonding zombing time before the action is such a huge part of the fun.And getting a train full of zombies to unload at once is a beautifully jarring experience for those caught unaware. If you can’t make the train, the horde should be unloading at the H&H station and officially start our lurch at about 5p.m.

Our undead masses will flood out of the Hollywood and Highland Metro station, up through the escalators and out on to The Walk of Fame! From there we go East toward Hollywood and Vine. We, the undead, will shamble, moan, groan and loudly proclaim our craving for brains moving at a nice Romero speed. Slow and Steady keeps us together and the more effective our walk is. When we get to Hollywood and Vine, we loop back around and are home to mangle some tourists at Madame Tussauds by sundown. We usually crowd for a photo-op in the courtyard before the security double-taps us and at that point the walk is officially concluded. There are plenty of places to grab a “bite” nearby. Just be aware that being covered in blood and gore may make it a little harder for servers to I.D. you.

Our route from H&H can be seen here:

http://tinyurl.com/SubwayZombieWalk2016

BASIC RULES:

1. Haunted House Rules! Don’t touch anyone! Some people will dig what we are doing, others might genuinely be freaked. Be cool. No touchy.

2. Do not attempt to scare anyone who is not a willing participant. Avoid confrontation. If someone seems freaked or want to start something, calmy shamble away.

3. Stay on the sidewalk!!! When crossing the street it is okay to break character and shamble quickly across. Let’s try and keep as many people to together as possible, while at the same time, keep in mind… We are not a parade. We have no permits to do what we are doing so holding up traffic is not only rude, but against the law as well.

4. No littering, destruction of property or any other illegal activity. Be good! We are here to demand brains, not be jerks.

5. Do not attempt to push your way in to a place of business that clearly does not want you there.

GOLDEN RULE

No single person is in charge here. We are all here as individuals being weird and celebrating our love of the undead. We are each charged with looking out for ourselves!

This event works best in large groups so please, share the word! Get yer friends, parents, granpappy, kids and gophers! It’ll be a hoot! Let’s kill this thing!