Did you hear that Bram Stoker’s estate was releasing an official, authorized direct sequel to the original Dracula novel?

Well, there’s that… and then there’s Anchor Bay Entertainment’s “Stan Helsing,” a comedy about one of Van Helsing’s lesser known descendants, a stoner video store employee who has to square off against assorted horror film icons on Halloween night.

Opening in theatres in Los Angeles and New York on October 23rd, and available on DVD and Blu-Ray on October 27th, “Stan Helsing” stars Steve Howey, Diora Baird, Kenan Thompson and Desi Lydic…

Oh, and Leslie Nielsen. In drag. And because he’s such a damn fine actor, we didn’t recognize him the first time we watched the trailer (posted below).

This is important, because we’re holding a contest this week for a “Stan Helsing” prize pack, with a pair of tickets to see the film in theatres, a copy on DVD, a mystery DVD spoofed in the film, and a poster.

For a chance to win, all you have to do is leave your favorite Leslie Nielsen line from any of his films in the comments below by 8am, Monday, October 19th. A winner (or two – we’re feeling generous) will be selected at random.

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To enter: Leave your favorite Leslie Nielsen line in the comments along with an email where we can notify you next Monday if you’re a winner!