Sure THIS HALLOWEEN CARD is the antithesis of how I feel about Halloween and Halloween cards, but I love Uncooked Cards so much that I’ll profile them just for those people who do ‘get it’ and enjoy it. 
If you don’t know UncookedLandTheStore.com is a little boutique greeting card company that makes –and I know I hate the word too— “irreverent” cards.  There really is no other word for them.  Keep in mind, these cards aren’t for your grandmother, they’re for that friend that has a great sense of humor but you can never seem to impress with a birthday/anniversary/holiday card.  Until now.  Using simple drawings and non-sequitur lines of brilliance, they’re the non-greeting greeting card.  Not available in stores, you can order online HERE at UncookedLandTheStore.com. 

Though Uncooked only has the one Halloween card I HIGHLY recommend them for all your card needs.  Here’s an example of another that I thoroughly enjoy for its wonderfully warped wisdom:

It’s Valentine’s Day and I’m so happy we’re together.  
But if you ever leave me I’ll kill you.
Like, literally, I’ll stab you.