Cash for Funny Coroner Stories

Really. From CraigsList:

Call for submissions : Funny Coroner Stories
Date: 2007-10-27, 7:09PM PDT

This is a call for submissions for TRUE and humorous coroner stories. I’m a freelance editor with a fun anthology project in the works.

You don’t have to be a writer to submit. You just have to be a coroner with a story. Or to personally know a coroner with a story. The stories must be true, but the names of anyone other than yourself must be changed. A release form will need to be signed before any submission can be officially accepted.
Please respond with brief introduction of yourself and a summary of your story.
Fair and equal compensation will be awarded to all contributors in the event of any profit.